Dental Jokes

35) What’s the most popular destination for dentists? Mt. Brushmore.

34) What’s the one word you never want to hear from your dentist? Oops.

33) Why did the Storm Trooper want his teeth whitened? To get rid of the dark side.

32) What do false teeth and stars have in common? They only come out at night.

31) Why did the smartphone go to the dentist? It had a Bluetooth.

30) Why should you be true to your teeth? So they aren’t false with you.

29) Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling.

28) Why is it necessary to get a second opinion from a dentist? Because dentists have their own floss-ophy.

27) How do you know the Tooth Fairy is a journalist? She’s always searching for the tooth.

26) Why was the god of thunder so quiet after his tooth was pulled? He was too Thor.

25) Stop making toothbrush jokes! Oral-B mad!

24) Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist? She was told to open up.

23) Why do dentists go to the zoo? To see all the enamels.

22) What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? Denis.

21) What award did the dentist win? A little plaque.

20) What’s the best time to see the dentist? Tooth-hurty.

19) Which teeth do you need to brush? Only the ones you want to keep.

18) What are dentists’ favorite movies? Jaws and Top Gum.

17) What do you call a boat filled with dentists? A tooth ferry.

16) Why do vampires need to chew gum all the time? Because they have bat breath.

15) Where do killer whales go to get braces? The orca-dontist.

14) What does the dentist do when she’s on a roller coaster? Brace herself.

13) What’s the dentist’s favorite dinosaur? A flossosaurus.

12) Why did the snowman go to the dentist? He was suffering from frostbite.

11) What do dentists call the x-rays? Tooth-pics.

10) What does the dentist give a bear with a toothache? Anything it wants.

9) What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

8) Why should you always be kind to your dentist? Because your dentist has fillings too.

7) What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

6) What do tuba players use to brush their teeth? A tuba toothpaste.

5) What do you it when dentists make a mistake? Acci-dental.

4) I’ve been to the dentist plenty of times. I know the drill.

3) Why did the deer need braces? It had buck teeth.

2) Why did Darth Vader get his teeth whitened? To get rid of the dark side.

1) Where do dentists move when they retire? Flourida.